Saturday, 10 May 2014

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe book report.

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe


The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is the sequel to The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, its based after the events when Arthur Dent, the only survivor of the demolition of Earth, and his friend Ford Prefect, a person from Betelgeuse, get transported on a ship and meet a human who escaped earth a couple of weeks earlier, Trillion, with another person from Betelgeuse, Zaphod. On the end of The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, when they escape Magrathea, Zaphod wants to go to the restaurant at the end of the end of the universe. On the way Zaphod accidentally gets transported to the Total Perspective vortex. When he escapes it turns out that he’s in an illusion created by the creator of the hitchhiker guide to the galaxy. The creator of the HGTTG wants Zaphod to meet the ruler of the universe. Instead Zaphod called the heart of gold, his ship, to pick him up and take him to the restaurant at the end of the universe. And i am not going to spoil the rest of the book to you.

My favourite character is Marvin because in the HGTTG building, Zaphod made Marvin stop this giant robot tank. Marvin Tricks the robot by asking the tank what Zaphod has left him with. The tank keeps saying some very destructive weapons, Marin’s answer was ‘nothing’. this part reminded me a lot of the part in The Hobbit, when Bilbo starts doing a riddling game with Smeagle (Gollum) and Bilbo asked the question of ‘What’s in my Pocket?’.

Monday, 5 May 2014

W.A.L.E.S (F.E.A.R parody)

Whales are large every size
We are like eco systems
What are lettuce egg sandwiches

Wombats are little enthusiastic species
Why anteaters like salads
Wastads ar llawr efo'r saer


Chorus:
wastad ar llawr efo'r saer
W.A.L.E.S
wastad ar llawr efo'r saer
W.A.L.E.S

Whales are large every size
We are like eco systems
what are lettuce egg sandwiches

repeat chorus

Wombats are little enthusiastic species


Why anteaters like salads
Wastads ar llawr efo'r saer

repeat chorus X2

END

(there will also be a song that come with this, it is still in progress)

Saturday, 5 April 2014

Book Report March

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is a funny and stupid book written by Douglas Adams. Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is about a man named Arthur Dent Hitchhiking on ships with his friend, Ford Prefect, after Earth was vaporised by aliens called Vogons who were sent to destroy Sol so they can build a hypergalactic bypass. The reason they survived was because Ford had a book called Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy which was a book about everything in the galaxy of the Milky-way from Pan Galactic-Gargle Blaster to Babel Fish. When the Vogons threw Arthur and Ford off their ship, they randomly got picked up by another ship which was piloted by Trillian Mcmillan (Arthurs first love back on Earth and another escapee of Earth) and Zaphod Beeblebrox (the Intergalactic President of the Galaxy and step-cousin to Ford). When Arthur and Ford Come on board the ship and find out Zaphod was trying to get to a mysterious planet called Magrathea. On the planet, Arthur finds an old man while exploring with the most miserable robot in the world called Marvin. The old man tells Arthur an really shocking secret, that i’m not going to tell you only if you read the book. Another reason to read it is because i highly recommend it because it is the funniest book I have ever read. I got this book off my parents because they told me that they thought it would be a good book for this book review and because it was a terribly funny book. that is the same reasons why I recommend this book to you because when i’d read it I would laugh my way through the book.


My favorite character is Marvin because he never stops speaking about how miserable he feels even if the ship is about to blow up or someone is trying to say something important. Marvin also hates other robots and other robots hate him and he never shuts up about the computer of the ship hating him. My favorite bit was when Arthur activates the improbability drive when two rockets are launching towards them and turns one into a bowl of petunias and one into a sperm whale (which its thoughts from when it was living and when it died was hilarious). I picked it my favorite because it was funny and stupid and if it was real life it would not of worked and that was what made it stupid.


I think the book was mainly aimed for Arthur because most of the chapters were about him and it would end up to be him to split up from the group (with Marvin) and that he (and Trillian) was the only human who escaped Earth it was him to get thrown out into space by Vogon (alongside Ford. Plus he does is the one that finds out a secret (which I am not going to tell you because it is something you must find out on your own, no exceptions) but no one else find out.